silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

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Sky Ferreira by Grant Singer

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i just remembered that one time where I was stuck in the bathroom while two guys who were still in the closet were having sex in the room and I couldn’t leave bc I didn’t want them to know that I knew they were gay so I stayed in there literally for the whole party and then i climbed out the window 

firetoys:

Poi Classes at rutgers university

students at rutgers are now able to take poi spinning classes to help reduce stress through the application of flow.

they include these awesome looking glow-poi in a mirrored dance studio sessions, that are certainly helping us relax.

click through for more info and a video

theepichumor:

just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people kissing or having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room

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baimbie:

dolphinkid46:

My reward to myself 4 not dropping out of high school


Cooollll

baimbie:

dolphinkid46:

My reward to myself 4 not dropping out of high school

Cooollll

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